{"id":50,"date":"2006-12-21T14:34:57","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T14:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/?p=50"},"modified":"2006-12-21T14:34:57","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T14:34:57","slug":"paradise-tossed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/?p=50","title":{"rendered":"Paradise Tossed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>:: AN ASSIGNMENT, ACOLYTE-ELECT ::<\/p>\n<p>god, what is your bidding?<\/p>\n<p>:: WITH FAILURE :: YOUR PLACE IN PARADISE IS LOST ::<\/p>\n<p>i understand this truth<\/p>\n<p>:: I WILL ONLY CONVEY YOUR ASSIGNMENT ONCE :: ONCE ONLY ::<\/p>\n<p>i understand this<\/p>\n<p>:: DO YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND :: DO YOU COMPREHEND THE GRAVITY ::<\/p>\n<p>yes, lord, i understand<\/p>\n<p>:: ARE YOU PREPARED :: DO YOU FATHOM THE SIGNIFICANCE ::<\/p>\n<p>i am ready. please tell me the task that i am humbled to receive<\/p>\n<p>:: THESE ARE THE WORDS OF GOD :: HEED WELL ::<\/p>\n<p>i listen with open ears, an open heart, an open mind and a willing spirit, lord<\/p>\n<p>:: <span style=\"color: #ff4040; font-size: 20%\">whisper whisper hysterical chicken biscuits<\/span> ::<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>:: GO NOW ::<\/p>\n<p>lord?<\/p>\n<p>:: YES ::<\/p>\n<p>i am sorry, i do not understand. could you repeat the words for me, lord?<\/p>\n<p>:: GOD DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF ::<\/p>\n<p>but the wording of the assignment was not as&#8230; clear&#8230; as i had expected<\/p>\n<p>:: I SAID :: IF YOU FAIL :: YOUR PLACE IN PARADISE IS LOST ::<\/p>\n<p>but, lord, i do not understand what the assignment is<\/p>\n<p>:: WELL THEN :: I THINK WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS ::<\/p>\n<p>my place in paradise?<\/p>\n<p>:: OH DEAR :: A SHAME ::<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>:: AN ASSIGNMENT, ACOLYTE-ELECT :: god, what is your bidding? :: WITH FAILURE :: YOUR PLACE IN PARADISE IS LOST :: i understand this truth :: I WILL ONLY CONVEY YOUR ASSIGNMENT ONCE :: ONCE ONLY :: i understand this :: DO YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND :: DO YOU COMPREHEND THE GRAVITY :: yes, lord, i [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hammerport.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}